It’s all about me, baby!
I’m middle aged, but not middle class,
and not even slightly middle of the road.
My alien leaders won’t give me a backstory until I make Full Agent, but for now all you need to know is that I’m a short, chubby Vancouverite who wishes to become a short, healthy, fit and strong Vancouverite.
One more thing: as God is my witness if you’re a pedestrian in my way on the wheelway of the SeaWall…
I will take you down, motherfucker!
